Bird poo.

[Demon]

I was standing in one place on the yard in my school and suddenly something hit my head, it didn't hurt but I heard and felt it as it hit my head, I touched it and it was... bird poo... I was so fucking mad I went storming to the front office, suddenly there were people from my class there trying to get to the other campus because they missed the bus, I was like. Awesome first the bird shit now people will find out about it, just great. So my dad drove to school picked me up I went straight upstairs and washed my head 10 times with shampoo and that's the story of how I ended school before it finished, this happened at lunch which means I had 1 hours and 20 minutes left in school. People said it gives good luck, well the only positive thing I saw in this situation was that I am going home and that's it rest was a nightmare.

[FalZen]

Cool story bro.

[po0ka]

Everytime i see a seagull, it always fly over people's heads, it's scary... You move away, they turn above you...
Sad story

[Xseba360]

seagulls, pigeons, crows, fuck i hate those things.

[phil_4319]

Cool story bro.

[fire1000678]

I was standing in one place on the yard in my school and suddenly something hit my head, it didn't hurt but I heard and felt it as it hit my head, I touched it and it was... bird poo... I was so fucking mad I went storming to the front office, suddenly there were people from my class there trying to get to the other campus because they missed the bus, I was like. Awesome first the bird shit now people will find out about it, just great. So my dad drove to school picked me up I went straight upstairs and washed my head 10 times with shampoo and that's the story of how I ended school before it finished, this happened at lunch which means I had 1 hours and 20 minutes left in school. People said it gives good luck, well the only positive thing I saw in this situation was that I am going home and that's it rest was a nightmare.

I got bird pooed as well once.
Was awful.

[Brotherhood Of Nod]

You talk shit about the bird at house and the bird comes back for round 2

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