[GR]iLlamaTravis: come onnnnn, pick up the damn phone!
[GR]iLlamaTravis: *riiiiiiiiing*
[GR]iLlamaTravis: *justin bieber's voice suddenl;y starts singing BABY, BABY, BABY* OH MY FUCKING GOD, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: *picks up* yo what man.
[GR]iLlamaTravis: BRO, YOUR RIDE IS FUCKED
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: good news please??!
[GR]iLlamaTravis: AND THAT DUMBASS FUCKING GHOST JUST BLEW MY ASS UP TO SOMALIA
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: so where the fuck did he go?
[GR]iLlamaTravis: don't even talk about him
[GR]iLlamaTravis: maybe he won't even appear
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: dude why the fuck did all this shit happen i mean.. its bad enough he shot himself
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: i thought this shit was going to be simple
[GR]iLlamaTravis: *sigh* WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[GR]iLlamaTravis: maybe if his fat ass didn't owe me any fucking CONDOMS, then maybe his ass would still be ALIVE!
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: hey, i dont see why u need condoms in the first place
[GR]iLlamaTravis: your mom does.......
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: yah
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: but come on.. lets keep it clean
[GR]iLlamaTravis: ohhh yeah
[GR]iLlamaTravis: we can definitely keep it clean
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: so what the fuck do we do?
[GR]iLlamaTravis: I HAVE SANTA'S FUCKING BLOOD ALL OVER ME, BUT YEAH, WE SHOULD STILL KEEP THIS FUCKING SHIT CLEAN
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ur in fucking lala land im here fuck knows what to do
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: yah lets....
[GR]iLlamaTravis: bro
[GR]iLlamaTravis: your suggestions fucking suck
[GR]iLlamaTravis: it's because of them that we're in this shithole right now
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: DUDE! UR THE SON OF A BITCH WHO GOT HIM SHOT. UR THE SON OF A BITCH WHO HAD TO SCARE THE FUCKING PERSON
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: AND TURN HIM INTO A SHIT FACED GHOST
[GR]iLlamaTravis: DUDE, WHY THE FUCK DID HE EVEN HAVE A GUN IN THE FUCKING NORTH POLE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: HEY. IM LIKE HIS UNWANTED SON HE DONT TELL ME SHIT
[GR]iLlamaTravis: DOES HE HAVE, LIKE, SOME FUCKING GHETTO ASS ELVES ON SOUTH SIDE?
[GR]iLlamaTravis: tell me why i'm not surprised that you're the unwanted son
[GR]iLlamaTravis: he always did have a knack for little chuldren, I don't know why though
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: cause im perfect in every way
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: funny bruv
[GR]iLlamaTravis: maybe he lost interest in you when you hit puberty....... but anyway
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: so.. wheres ur two timing whore of urs?
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: yah maybe not
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: she got a car?
[GR]iLlamaTravis: HEY, MY GRANDMA'S A VERY NICE PERSON, YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS
[GR]iLlamaTravis: LOOK
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: sometimes i dont know why i bother
[GR]iLlamaTravis: WHY DON'T YOU FLY YOUR DUMB ASS OVER TO SOMALIA AND SAY THAT SHIT IN MY FACE
[GR]iLlamaTravis: or wait
[GR]iLlamaTravis: ......holy shit, man
[GR]iLlamaTravis: HOLY SHIT
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: what?!
[GR]iLlamaTravis: I HAVE AN IDEA
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: wat
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: wait
[GR]iLlamaTravis: what?
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: before u go all ' mr im so perfect with ideas'
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: take a min to think about it
[GR]iLlamaTravis: yeah, i actually thought about this
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: so what then?
[GR]iLlamaTravis: do you think that some starved Somalians would resort to cannibalism?
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: dude
[GR]iLlamaTravis: bro, come on
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: how long have u been thinking about this idea?
[GR]iLlamaTravis: it's fucking genius
[GR]iLlamaTravis: just now
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: perfect
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: fucking perfect
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: i got no food. i got no job. i just wanna get high but some bitch smoked our pot
[GR]iLlamaTravis: I KNOW, RIGHT!
[GR]iLlamaTravis: wait
[GR]iLlamaTravis: you had marijuana this whole time and you never told me!?!?!?!?!?!
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: u were to busy playing happy lulu with the ghost
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: why do u think i was laughing at a rock
[GR]iLlamaTravis: cause, the rock had a fucking smiley on it
[GR]iLlamaTravis: like this:
[GR]iLlamaTravis: it was hilarious
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: u stole my weed didnt u
[GR]iLlamaTravis: ...
[GR]iLlamaTravis: no?
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: i dont beleive this shit
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: so how the fuck are we going to meet up?
[GR]iLlamaTravis: uhhhhhhhhh
[GR]iLlamaTravis: you still got rudolph over there, right?
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: yah but hes fucked up
[GR]iLlamaTravis: i mean, the explosion only killed, like, 90% of all the reindeer
[GR]iLlamaTravis: dude, who gives a shoit? more food for the Somalians
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: we need a mother fucking carrot
[GR]iLlamaTravis: hurry the fuck up
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: thx bro.. this was a gift from my mother
[GR]iLlamaTravis: if your dad was retarded enough to have a gun and a shitload of gay deer, i'm sure he has some carrots hidden somewhere
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: yah he does
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: but fuck knows where
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: i know his dildo draw but there is none in there..
[GR]iLlamaTravis: well, I'd look for them too, but.... *crackle* I'm not......*crakle*.......Somalians....... *crackle* ..........SHIT BRO, GET THE............ *crackle* ..... CRAZY SOMALI......... *crackle* ATTACKING ME WITH STICKS!
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: spit on their feet
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: then wont touch u
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: unless they want u
[GR]iLlamaTravis: *I'm sorry, but your phone conversation has been cut off. Please try again later.*
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: wtf
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: fucking phone
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: *talks to myself* fuck my life......
[GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: TO BE CONTINUED
