3:13 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: DUDE STOP DAYDREAMING AND HELP ME LIFT THIS SHIT!
3:13 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: BRO
3:13 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: calm the fuck down\
3:13 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: what you need to realize
3:13 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: how can i calm down when my father shot himself!!?
3:13 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: is that there's this universal item
3:13 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: as well as another universal idea
3:14 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ur enjoying this moment arent u
3:14 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: this universal item is known as a butcher knife
3:14 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ok ok listen
3:14 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: no
3:14 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: nigga, listen to me
3:14 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ok
3:14 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: what?
3:14 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: like i said, the item is a knife\
3:14 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: and this universal idea
3:14 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: is called SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CHOP HIS BITCH ASS TO PIECES BEFORE YOU LET THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD HEAR YOU
3:14 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: im so fucking confused
3:15 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: WHAT!
3:15 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: do i have to?
3:15 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: BRO, HE'S HELLA FUCKING FAT
3:15 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: if you use that knife
3:15 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: chances ar, you'll be able to cut off, like 100 pounds of fat
3:15 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ffs
3:15 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ok
3:15 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: or
3:15 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: i could do it, but there would be one condition
3:15 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: but if this plan fails its gonna haunt me like fuck
3:16 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: if i do it
3:16 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: his body is gauranteed to have a shitload of holes
3:16 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ok so its up to me?
3:16 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: all filled with a little bit of gummy bears. don't ask me why
3:16 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: well
3:16 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: u got gummy bears?
3:16 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: .......no
3:17 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: DON'T JUDGE ME
3:17 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ok fine
3:17 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: look
3:17 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: just give me the fucking body
3:17 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ok
3:17 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: *goes into the other room*
3:17 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: here.. what the fuck u gonna do to it? fattern it up with gummy bears?
3:17 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: *turns on a chainsaw*
3:17 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: *closes eys* wtf
3:17 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: REST IN HELL, YOU FAT SUNUVABITCH!
3:18 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: everything ok in there?
3:18 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: *blood and skittles are flying all over the place*
3:18 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: hows it going?
3:18 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: I'M FINE IN HERE, MAN
3:18 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: he lost 100pounds yet?
3:18 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: WATCH OUT, LEFT ARM GOING RIGHT AT YOU!
3:18 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ow u fuck
3:18 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: how the fuck
3:18 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: LOL
3:18 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ok ok just get on with it
3:18 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: your dad hits you even after he's dead
3:19 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: haha very funny
3:19 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ok lets just focus
3:19 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: *1 bloody hour later*
3:19 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: okay, man, i'm done
3:19 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: omg fuck waiting
3:19 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: FINALLY
3:19 PM - [GR] Dr.NovacVII {A}: Hey guys!
3:19 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: so
3:19 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: SHUT
3:19 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: SUNUVABITCH!
3:19 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: SHIT
3:19 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!
3:19 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: WERE FUCKING FUCKED
3:19 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: FUCK
3:19 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: FUCK MY LIFE IM GOING TO JAIL!
3:19 PM - [GR] Dr.NovacVII {A}: *walks away sad*
3:20 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: Ermm hey
3:20 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: *turns on chainsaw
3:20 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: HEY
3:20 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: dude
3:20 PM - [GR] Dr.NovacVII {A}: *blows up*
3:20 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE
3:20 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: TURN THAT SHIT OFF
3:20 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: ....
3:20 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: did he really just fucking blow up?
3:20 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: i dont give a shit
3:20 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: well you should
3:20 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: alot of shit is happening
3:20 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: dude
3:20 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: if you cared more often, maybe you'd have a fucking girlfriend
3:20 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: u fucking made his arm hit me
3:20 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: dude
3:20 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: dude
3:20 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: i told her not to fucking get pregnant
3:21 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: it's a jokee, man, can't you take one?
3:21 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: bitch told me she was on the PILL
3:21 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: NO
3:21 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: well
3:21 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: come on
3:21 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: *giggles* ok
3:21 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: lets do this
3:21 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: why cant we bury him in ur parents yard?
3:21 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: you have to admit, you'd be laughing your ass off if some dead fatass's arm flew off and hit somebody in the head, right?
3:21 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: hey
3:21 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: leave my parents out of this
3:21 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: fine
3:21 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: just get the the fucking border
3:21 PM - [GR] Dr.NovacVII {A}: *ghost fist into travis's face*
3:21 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: yours might be fucked up, but that doesn't mean mine have to be taken down to their level
3:22 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ok fuck it were doing it live
3:22 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: NOOOOOO
3:22 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: lets just do it.. we need to get this shit bag to the lake
3:22 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: oh my god
3:22 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: wait
3:22 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: did u use gloves?
3:22 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: why the fuck do you wanna be like Bill O-Reilly every other fucking day!
3:22 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: CAUSE LIFE IS SHORT
3:22 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: like your penis, eh?
3:22 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: HEY
3:22 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: HE HAD A GOOD LIFE
3:23 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: NIGGA, DON'T EVEN DENY THAT SHIT
3:23 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: *sings dear penis song*
3:23 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: *15mins later*
3:23 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: dude were wasting time
3:23 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: YOU MAKE A CHINESE BABY LOOK LIKE FUCKING SHAQUILLE O'NEAL
3:23 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: whatever
3:23 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: just get on with it
3:23 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: yeah
3:23 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: stop getting me carried the fuck away, et's put this body away
3:23 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ok
3:23 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: let me get him in the sleigh
3:23 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: dude u got the keys?
3:24 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: bro
3:24 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: i thought you said you had the keys
3:24 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: DUDE
3:24 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: FUCK, MAN
3:24 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: WERE FUCKED
3:24 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: THIS IS BULLSHIT
3:24 PM - [GR] Dr.NovacVII {A}: *hand hits travis with keys*
3:24 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: OH, SON OF A BITCH!
3:24 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: that son of a bitch
3:24 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ermm
3:24 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: well
3:24 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: dude what the fuck did u put in my steak
3:25 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: im trippin out
3:25 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: bro
3:25 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: fucking ghosts..
3:25 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: haha
3:25 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: that wasn't steak
3:25 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: what?
3:25 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: what was it...
3:25 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: u... NO... fuck u man
3:25 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: that was your dad's left Quadricep...
3:25 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: WTF
3:25 PM - [GR] Dr.NovacVII {A}: *whhhhhhhhhOOOOooooOOooOOO
3:25 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GHOST
3:25 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: u fucking bitch i told u it wasnt salty to be steak u fuck
3:25 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH SPICE GIRL WE'D RATHER IMPREGNATE
3:25 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: wait
3:25 PM - [GR] Dr.NovacVII {A}: the hot one
3:25 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: dude
3:26 PM - [GR] Dr.NovacVII {A}: lol wait there is no hot one
3:26 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: u made me fucking eat my own father
3:26 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: thank you, ghost
3:26 PM - [GR] Dr.NovacVII {A}: xD
3:26 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: dub
3:26 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: now ur on about the fuckign spice girls
3:26 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: fuck dubstep
3:26 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: no time to dance
3:26 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: why do you always have to get me off fucking track?
3:26 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: you know what?
3:26 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: i dont know
3:26 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: what?
3:26 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: i think it would help the situation so much more if you shut the fuck up and had some ghost fingering you
3:26 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: well
3:26 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: do i least get paid?
3:26 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: oh wait, that's right. YOU WOULDN'T EVEN FUCKING FEEL IT CAUSE IT'S A GHOST
3:27 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: I WOULD LOVE THE FUCKING COMPANY!!!
3:27 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: MY DAD NEVER GAVE ME ANY!
3:27 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: you know what? fuck this
3:27 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: SO WHY THE FUCK NOT
3:27 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: give me thekeys
3:27 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: the ghost gave them to u
3:27 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: SON OF A BITCH
3:27 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: oh, i knew that
3:27 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: ...
3:27 PM - [GR] Dr.NovacVII {A}: Ive been owning you both this whole time you jkust cant feel it
3:27 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: ghost
3:28 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: shut the fuck up and i'l consider bringing you to life
3:28 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ghost sh.. now isnt the right time
3:28 PM - [GR] Dr.NovacVII {A}:
3:28 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: that
face is so epic3:28 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: *gets on sleigh*
3:28 PM - [GR] Dr.NovacVII {A}: YeeeSSsssSs
3:28 PM - [GR] Dr.NovacVII {A}:
3:28 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: ok hes on lets go
3:28 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: *tries to turn the key*
3:28 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: ........
3:28 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: fuck
3:28 PM - [GR] Dr.NovacVII {A}: *blows up the sleigh*
3:28 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: dude
3:28 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: dont
3:28 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: WTH
3:28 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: dude
3:28 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: *travis gets launched hella far*
3:28 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: that ghost
3:28 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: im gonna fucking rape that ghost
3:28 PM - [GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....................................
3:29 PM - [GR|Pro] DubHydra {A}: DUDE
To Be Continued...
