Travis's pretty-damn-fucked-up-story.. Part 1- The Call

[JailBaitFarmerTravis]

[GR] DubHydra: ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ **
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨***o*****
¨¨¨¨¨¨**o**☠o*
¨¨¨¨¨***☠*o**o*
¨¨¨¨**o******o☠*
¨¨¨*****☠*o**o***
¨¨***☠*o***o**☠*
¨******o******☠*o***
****o***☠**o***o*****
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merry christmas
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: ???
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: you
[GR] DubHydra: merry xmas young man
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: you're off by, like, 6 months man
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: or wait, where do you live?
[GR] DubHydra: I DONT GIVE A SHIT
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: lol
[GR] DubHydra: I LIVE IN THE FUCKING NORTH POLE
[GR] DubHydra: AND WHEN I SAY ITS XMAS ITS FUCKING XMAS OK?
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: tell your fucking father to send me twenty more boxes of fucking condoms then!
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: shit!
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: i thought he'd hold down his part of the fucking deal!
[GR] DubHydra: HE DID
[GR] DubHydra: but he used 5boxes
[GR] DubHydra: so ur abit tight on shit
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: EXACTOFUCKINGLUTELY, THAT'S WHY I NEED SOME MORE BOXES
[GR] DubHydra: KK
[GR] DubHydra: BRB I ASK THAT FAT BASTARD
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: great
[GR] DubHydra: *U HEAR IN THE BACKGROUND* DAD U FUCKING BITCH GET UR SKINNY WHITE BLACK FAT ASS DOWN HERE NAO
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: 0.o
[GR] DubHydra: WHY THE FUCK ENT U GIVING TRAVIS HIS BOXES OF COMDOMS U FUCKING ASSHOLE
[GR] DubHydra: WHAT THE FUCK U MEAN U WENT OUT WITH A SLUT
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: let me talk to him, bro
[GR] DubHydra: DOES MOM NO
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: let me talk to him
[GR] DubHydra: WELL
[GR] DubHydra: SHE SHOULD
[GR] DubHydra: LOOK
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: LET ME FUCKING TALK TO THE GUY
[GR] DubHydra: HE WANTS TO TALK TO U
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: alright, put him on the line
[GR] DubHydra: OK
[GR] DubHydra: DAD,DAD,TRAVIS IS ON THE FUCKING PHONE
[GR] DubHydra: *GIVES PHONE TO DAD AND HE SAYS WTF U WANT*
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: bro, what the fuck?
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: why aren't you holding down your part of the deal?
[GR] DubHydra: *IN THE BACKGROUND U HEAR* U MAKE ME FUCKING SICK
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: I thought we agreed that the man who has sex with more females in the same night gets the boxes
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: and the man that loses has to buy them
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: as well as get fucked by a transvestite
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: sooo, what the fuck, man?
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: bro
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: don't you dare hang up the fucking phone on me
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: i'll blow your mother fucking house up
[GR] DubHydra: *background* DAD FUCKING PUT THE GUN DOWN U STUPID HEROIN ADDICT!! WTH
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: fuck the North Pole, i'll bring my flamethrower and 5 cans of gas, you FUCKING IDIOT! DONT KILL YOURSELF! WHAT THE FUCK!~
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: PUT THE FUCKING GUN DOWN
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: COME ON, PUT THE FUCKING GUN DOWN
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN HAVE THAT IN THE NORTH POLE ANYWAY?
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: HOLY FUCK, MAN, CONTROL YOURSELF
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: okay, calm down, bro, i'll stop yelling
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: let's just figure this shit out
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: so
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: you live in the North Pole, and i live in California
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: is that right?
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: ...
[GR] DubHydra: *picks phone up* eermm
[GR] DubHydra: he killed himself
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: oh my god....
[GR] DubHydra: hes a fucking physco
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: oh.... my...... god
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: what the FUCK AM I GONNA DO?
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: or actualy, WHAT THE FUCK CAN WE EVEN DO!
[GR] DubHydra: well i could get my grandpa to get the boxes
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: the fuck are we gonna do with his body!?
[GR] DubHydra: i got an idea
[GR] DubHydra: we cross the border of california. we dump the bodie in the water. we never speak of this. nothing happend
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: can he even fit in the trunk, though?
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: i mean, he's pretty fucking fat
[GR] DubHydra: proberly not
[GR] DubHydra: he fucking hude
[GR] DubHydra: huge
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: alright, how about we take a Pathfinder or Suburban or Forester or something?
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: and then, like, put the back seats down
[GR] DubHydra: Great idea
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: but wait
[GR] DubHydra: but how are u getting to the North pole??
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: bro
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: i have the greatest fucking idea ever
[GR] DubHydra: OK
[GR] DubHydra: hit me !
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: *punches through the screen*
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: anyway
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: where does your dad have the keys to the sleigh?
[GR] DubHydra: bitch
[GR] DubHydra: ermm
[GR] DubHydra: in his dildo draw i think
[GR] DubHydra: wait
[GR] DubHydra: ur not thinking off..
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: okay, so what i need you to do is get his keys from the..........
[GR] DubHydra: u crazy son of a bitch
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: wait, you said a dildo draw?
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: bro, it's the only thing we can do
[GR] DubHydra: umm my dad gets alone
[GR] DubHydra: ok ok
[GR] DubHydra: i go get the keys meet me at about lets say 7am?
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: either we hijack his fucking sleigh, or we get sent to prison for life
[GR] DubHydra: ermm
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: and not no motherfucking HalfLife 2 prison
[GR] DubHydra: i dont want to go to prison.. they will RAPE me RAPE ME I TELL U
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: actual, niggah-infested, wetback-smelling, chink-stinking prison
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: with a few nazis on the side
[GR] DubHydra: SHIT
[GR] DubHydra: I CANT DO THAT!
[GR] DubHydra: TO MUCH
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: GET THE FUCKING KEYS THEN
[GR] DubHydra: OK
[GR] DubHydra: WAIT
[GR] DubHydra: OK GOT THE KEYS!! WHERE THE FUCK WE MEETING AT?!
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: well, i'd meet up with you at the north pole
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: except I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING AIRPLANE
[GR] DubHydra: SHIT
[GR] DubHydra: ok ok... wheres the nearest quiet spot near u?
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: my closet.....
[GR] DubHydra: we need no witnesses or were fucked
[GR] DubHydra: u dick
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: lol
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: but for real
[GR] DubHydra: dude its not funny
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: quiet spot would probably be the roof of my house
[GR] DubHydra: we need to sort this shit out
[GR] DubHydra: okok
[GR] DubHydra: meet me there then!
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: okay
[GR] DubHydra: what time?!
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: A.S.A.Fucking.P
[GR] DubHydra: OKKKKKKKK
[GR] DubHydra: I COME NOW
[GR] DubHydra: *3hours later*
[GR] DubHydra: OK WHAT NOW
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: Okay, so i need you to stand on the edge of the roof
[GR] DubHydra: ok
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: listen for the 70s porno music comnig out of the open window
[GR] DubHydra: u sure this is safe?
[GR] DubHydra: ok
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: no, this is fucking dangerous, but we don't have a choice
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: okay
[GR] DubHydra: I know bu
[GR]JailBaitFarmerTravis: but WHAT!
[GR] DubHydra: NOTHING
[GR] DubHydra: LETS JUST DO THIS SHIT

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