The joke thread

[Brotherhood Of Nod]

This thread is dedicated to any SORTS of jokes, unless it is targetting a certain player.

It can have any sorts of crap in it, so don't be afraid!

I'll start since I am bored:

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What is the difference between a jew and a bar of soap?

Nothing but the fact that the soap can survive a shower

[[GR]Manlord TD]

Whats the difference between being raciest, and needing to get help.

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Nothing

[Peter Brev]

What's the difference between Ant and Nick?

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Nothing. They are both the owners of Area 51 Deathrun server.

[Nicdel]

Whats the difference between being raciest, and needing to get help.

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Nothing

Stop raciesm

[Demon]

What's the difference between a blonde girl and a mosquito?

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A mosquito will stop sucking after you slap it.

[Stuntman0007]

How did the hister burn his tongue?

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He drank coffee before it was cool

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

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About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance of becoming a human

What do you call a pencil without lead?

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Pointless

What's brown and sticky?

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A stick

What side of a chicken has more feathers?

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The outside

What's ET short for?

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So he can fit on a spaceship

When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof I was shocked.

Boy: Is god a man or a woman?
Father: God is both.
Boy: Is god black or white?
Father: God is both.
Boy: Is god Michael Jackson?

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out the burning ducks.

100% stolen? yes, here's the two videos I used :p

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[Brotherhood Of Nod]

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

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About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance of becoming a human

What's the difference between a blonde girl and a mosquito?

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A mosquito will stop sucking after you slap it.

Interesting ones.

[SuperNovaX]

How much does a hipster weigh?

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An Instagram.

I was being different so leave me alone.

[Stuntman0007]

How much does a hipster weigh?

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An Instagram.

I was being different so leave me alone.

I actually laughed at it :p

[SuperNovaX]

How much does a hipster weigh?

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An Instagram.

I was being different so leave me alone.

I actually laughed at it :p

I heard an English teacher say that before so I found it funny but weird.