Continue Story Game!

[[GR]Left4Ana]

I'm re-doing the game made by Brotherhood Of Nod.
This is basically how the game works!
You make up a story (It can be random as much as you want) and then at the end of the story you put "..." so another person can continue it.
Here are the rules:
DO NOT MAKE THE STORY TOO LONG (About 5-6 sentences)
DO NOT REPLY TO YOUR OWN STORY
WHEN YOU POST, YOU CAN POST AGAIN AFTER 3 POSTS
YOU DO NOT NEED TO PRESS THE REPLY BUTTON, JUST POST AND CONTINUE THE LAST STORY
THE STORY YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO MAKE NEEDS 1 STORYLINE (What's going on and stuff)
DOES NOT NEED TO MAKE SENSE

And the most important rule...
JUST CONTINUE THE GODDAMN STORY!
Enjoy!

I'm going to start:

A loooooooooooooooong (that's what she said) time ago, a woman and a man had 2 children, one was named Ken the other one was named Cry. One day, the woman went outside and saw a high mountain. She pointed at the mountain as her husband came outside. At that time Ken and Cry knew that their mother wanted something from that mountain. "Mom, that mountain is really high!" said Ken. "It is called the High Mountain cause it is crooked... Like it's high... You know...", said their mother,"I only want one thing from that mountain that you boys can get me, but you will need to go through allot of things..."," What is it mom, we will do it!", Ken and Cry said at the same time. Their mother said that the thing that she wants from the mountain is...

[commander fury]

...A diamond, that is kept there, at the top of the mountain, in the ice, since 2000,000 years.
The purest one.
She said that with the money, they could all go live an happier life in the new colonies made by the english, in that land called america, and found a real estate.
Not even one second after that, Ken and Cry started to lcimb the mountain.
The husband asked 'Are you sure of that ? It can be dangerous for them!'
She replied; yes, I am sure.
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Hours later, Ken and Cry are feeling the starvation coming as the night comes.
It begins to be cold.
Then, when they see an elk, Cry says 'It would be so nice if we could make a bed with its fur and meat with his flesh'.
But then Ken drew a powder-working, wood-made pistol, a great technology at that time.
Cry whined 'But you are irresponsible ! You stole it from dad ! What have you stole again ?! His whiskey bottle ?'
Ken replied 'exactly', while drawing the bottle and drinking.Cry facepalmed.
Just after that, Ken aimed at the elk and shoot.
The elk fell dead, but when they was near to have a good part of the body, and a fire to burn and eat it, someone they did not saw told them...

[warmage45]

Then there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

[Peter Brev]

Hi. The end.

[commander fury]

Pls ignore these trolls up there.

[shadowslayer]

Then there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

The kids screamed and turned around, only finding a large rock behind them.
"Who said that?" cry said.
"I did!" the rock scooted itself up close to the children, spitting water out of it's top.
"Ugh... what is that thing?" Ken questioned
"And smell," Cry added. The top of the rocky creature opened up, revealing a fleshy mouth on the inside.
"Don't you get it? I'm the ugly barnacle! That elk was already dying of my ugliness before you shot him! It's mine!"
"Are you sure it wasn't the smell?" Cry held his nose.
"That's what shellfish smells like, mah boi, haven't you ever been to a beach before?" The ugly barnacle chuckled.
Ken then...