Funny stories.

[SuperNovaX]

Got a funny story? Wanna make people laugh? Well here's your chance to do it. Post a funny story about whatever. Make up a funny story.

I'll share one right now, it's short though.

So last night I was doing something, I completely forgot what I even did, and randomly stepped on something. My toe started to bleed and I was "The fuck?" and just kept doing what I was doing.And I went to the kitchen to get something to eat, by that time my toe was bleeding kinda bad so I was okay. 5 mins later I try to pop my toes, and I can't. At that point it hurt to put pressed on my foot and everytime I got up to do something or move I would get a pain in my toe. And then today when I went to school, I had to limp and I guess I was limping like an idiot so my friend asked me what happened and I told him, he's exact words were "You fucking dumbass, how the fuck do you hurt your toe and not remember how you did 2 days before your birthday?!"

Well that's my story, feel free to laugh at my stupidity, I dont care.

[Stuntman0007]

My bothers friend does lots of filming stuff and used us in a hunts ketchup commercial competition. (Saddly I don't see him anymore, One of the funniest guys I ever knew)

So part of this commercial involved ketchup being poured onto the top of my head... Woo
So I got ketchup in my hair and it was middle of the summer so somewhere between 80 and 90 Fahrenheit.
And it also dripped down into my eyes.

I'm not a huge fan of ketchup...

[SuperNovaX]

My bothers friend does lots of filming stuff and used us in a hunts ketchup commercial competition. (Saddly I don't see him anymore, One of the funniest guys I ever knew)

So part of this commercial involved ketchup being poured onto the top of my head... Woo
So I got ketchup in my hair and it was middle of the summer so somewhere between 80 and 90 Fahrenheit.
And it also dripped down into my eyes.

I'm not a huge fan of ketchup...

That sucks.

[Peter Brev]

My bothers friend does lots of filming stuff and used us in a hunts ketchup commercial competition. (Saddly I don't see him anymore, One of the funniest guys I ever knew)

So part of this commercial involved ketchup being poured onto the top of my head... Woo
So I got ketchup in my hair and it was middle of the summer so somewhere between 80 and 90 Fahrenheit.
And it also dripped down into my eyes.

I'm not a huge fan of ketchup...

That sucks.

Hmm... that sucks that it sucks.
Anyway:
I went out of my house, and had to go to the supermarket, I realize I forgot something, my wallet, so I decide to get it back, I return myself, I see Slenderman.
I say: Hello. And run away like bip-bip.

[commander fury]

Summer 1875
Dancing Lucy, California.

My Dear Emma.I can't tell you how much I'm missing you.Today I have been with my cows, as usual.But then, cattle rustlers came and ambushed me.So, climing the rocks of Hamlet's pass, I draw my six-shot and fire at them.One fell dead, in an impressive gym, a fantastic rebound.His eye was going out of his head and he was lying in his blood, with a little gray matter going out of his back.It was so horrible.But you don't realize what happened exactly.The second rustler, a fucking negro, shot at my leg, and I fell of the rock, being hurt at multiple places on my body.But I raised again, as my large dick does everytime in your vagina, and he hsot on me again.Poof, a bullet has gone thru mah hat.So I draw my second six-shot and say 'Hey negro that's the last time you shoot a man of -ALL-YOU-LIFE ! and then I shoot him in the stomach.As he's dying, I come see him at the ground.I shot him twice in each leg.Then I decided to let there at half dead, so these dinosaurs that like to make love at several and voting democrat they talked about in the newspaper may devour him, like vultures.I hoep dat negro understood.

Kisses from the Dancing Lucy Stripclub, your dear cowboy,

Joe 'Dank' Hoe.
That was suposed to be funny But ofc if you have no culture you won't understand it.
If nobody finds nothing, I'l post clues later.

[Demon]

My funny story: I watched this funny film once... ;D

[SuperNovaX]

My funny story: I watched this funny film once... ;D

That's soooo funny Demon.......... Sarcasm may have been used.

[Peter Brev]

Watch the Simpson and you made a funny story.

[shadowslayer]

This is the time I scammed a kid hard in a TF2 trade server.
(I place a festive huntsman worth 2 refined in the trade screen)
Kid: so how much
Me: If I remember right... 3 ref.
Kid: Ok
(Kid places an alien parasite hat worth .66 ref in his trade screen, then places another hat and quickly removes it.)
Kid: sorry i dont have 3 ref
Me: How much do you have, then?
Kid: no metal, just hats and botkillers
Me: Show me your botkillers.
(Kid places a silver botkiller rocket launcher and a silver botkiller sticky launcher in the trade screen, worth a total of 3.33 ref)
kid: so which one?
Me: Actually, if I add a reclaimed as change... both.
(I add a reclaimed metal to the trade screen and accept the trade)
(Kid puts !pc(pricecheck) "festive huntsman" in the server chat)
Me: Oops, looks like it's my bedtime, Cya'll later. (I mash the disconnect button, successfully avoiding the imminent bitchfest)
And the funniest part is... He forgot to remove the alien parasite hat! My offer was overpriced and he STILL managed to overpay me! (I love minecraft map trading servers.)

[SuperNovaX]

So I took a shower and changed into super short shorts and a tank top. I felt like going outside so I did but I grabbed my really big hoodie. I walk outside and my ex was like "What are you wearing, all it looks like you are wearing is an over-sized hoodie?" So I said "If you must know I am wearing shorts and a tank top under this,wanna see?" and he says "Nah, I got a girlfriend so why would I want to see you naked?" and then I took my hoodie off and the dumbass wanted to agrue with me about my clothes......

I find that funny because he does that everytime I wear "clothes that I shouldn't be wearing" <----- he said that like two weeks ago because I did the same thing.

[Stermy]

Nova... You've actually never had sex.

[B.U.G]

This is the time I scammed a kid hard in a TF2 trade server.
(I place a festive huntsman worth 2 refined in the trade screen)
Kid: so how much
Me: If I remember right... 3 ref.
Kid: Ok
(Kid places an alien parasite hat worth .66 ref in his trade screen, then places another hat and quickly removes it.)
Kid: sorry i dont have 3 ref
Me: How much do you have, then?
Kid: no metal, just hats and botkillers
Me: Show me your botkillers.
(Kid places a silver botkiller rocket launcher and a silver botkiller sticky launcher in the trade screen, worth a total of 3.33 ref)
kid: so which one?
Me: Actually, if I add a reclaimed as change... both.
(I add a reclaimed metal to the trade screen and accept the trade)
(Kid puts !pc(pricecheck) "festive huntsman" in the server chat)
Me: Oops, looks like it's my bedtime, Cya'll later. (I mash the disconnect button, successfully avoiding the imminent bitchfest)
And the funniest part is... He forgot to remove the alien parasite hat! My offer was overpriced and he STILL managed to overpay me! (I love minecraft map trading servers.)

I scamed a lot of people bro
Usually i sell weps for hats to kids xD ( like 2-3 weps for 1 hat , but in another cases i sold 2-3 weps for more than 2 hats )
Yep i'm good at this job

Btw last winter (2012) : i sold my unusual for a call of duty black ops 2 digital deluxe edition

[SuperNovaX]

Nova... You've actually never had sex.

No one said anything about having sex you idiot.

[Peter Brev]

Nova... You've actually never had sex.

No one said anything about having sex you idiot.

[GR]»xѕєвa360«{A}: do you want me to ragdoll you?

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[SuperNovaX]

Nova... You've actually never had sex.

No one said anything about having sex you idiot.

[GR]»xѕєвa360«{A}: do you want me to ragdoll you?

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Goomba shush it. Xseba, don't ask that again.