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[po0ka]

save him, but he renounced at the last moment, instead, he went on the cage, and pooped down in the cage, spilling shit on the head of nod.



To correct this mistake, nod simply opens the non-locked cage's door, and start to fight with that russian.
But he was far away from being able to talk, because he had some...

[Brotherhood Of Nod]

to notice that the poop was actually gravy being spilled onto Nod's head, because the Nazi was actually some fat lard that was a rookie. Grabbing the gravy that spilled onto Nod's head, he spat on the puddle and throw it at the fatass, who just simply slurped it up while fighting. Unable to catch Nod, he just sat there in the cage and drank the gravy in the disgust of his comrades. While the Xseba clones watch in confusion, Nod (out of fucking nowhere) crashed into the skylight that was appearently on the second floor instead of the top floor. Ant, dumping all of his information that he told Nod earlier right onto Xseba, quickly disconnected from the server and went to do something else that was completely off the story. Nod, noticing that Xseba was a clone, grabbed his flame thrower and pushed the clone out of the window. Seeing its 50 minute life in his eye, the clone disconnected from server (Banned). Then afterwards, Nod disconnected from the server (Reason: Fuck this).

Pooka, connecting onto the server, noticed the fudgefest that was created, went over to...

[po0ka]

eat a fork, but it was a metal one, so he died suddenly of radical bloody indigestion, thus, leaving only the russian in the cage the only person alive in the room. When the news arrived to the newspaper, an ogre decided to investigate on who placed the fork in that room that specific day. So, he searched for...

[[GR]Left4Ana]

eat a fork, but it was a metal one, so he died suddenly of radical bloody indigestion, thus, leaving only the russian in the cage the only person alive in the room. When the news arrived to the newspaper, an ogre decided to investigate on who placed the fork in that room that specific day. So, he searched for...

a witness who was in the room when that happened, but he realized that the russian was the only person left in that room. He knew he couldn't talk to him cause... yeah... he is russian, so he got his little floating laptop out of his pocket and went to Google Translate. They we're talking 30 mins even tho the russian repeated the same thing over and over again... Another reason why Google Translate sucks. At that moment, another russian came out of nowhere and started speaking english. The ogre wrote everything that he said. The russian said...

[commander fury]

...I know a guy, his name is Choplin, he know an "Ana"...Or was it just Aya ? I'll bet for Ana.This person knew Ant before a bad thing happenned in his mind.
He lives near Goodsprings.He will tell you where's the girl who knew Ant before he got mad.
I know you aren't searching for Ant, but this guy could help you to investigate the scene crime.Ant have many mercenaries around him, one of 'em could have placed this fork.

The ogre watched the english-talking russian.
Then he looked at the Pooka's body swimming in blood.
Then a black guy entered the room, whith a very big pistol at his hand.HE pointed the pistol at the two russians, getting them two with only one shot.The ogre didn't had the time to recognize the black guy, because the black guy fled away immediatly after his crime.

The poop-on-his-head russian was lying on the ground, and his comrade, the english-talking one, was lying on him, like if he was making love, their explosed brains were merged.
The ogre said "What a faggot".
And he started to search for Ana, leaving the room and the bodies.

No racism up there I just choosed the black guy to do an easteregg about something...Damn, you guys didn't even spotted my 2 first eastereggs about San Andreas ?

[[GR]Left4Ana]

...I know a guy, his name is Choplin, he know an "Ana"...Or was it just Aya ? I'll bet for Ana.This person knew Ant before a bad thing happenned in his mind.
He lives near Goodsprings.He will tell you where's the girl who knew Ant before he got mad.
I know you aren't searching for Ant, but this guy could help you to investigate the scene crime.Ant have many mercenaries around him, one of 'em could have placed this fork.

The ogre watched the english-talking russian.
Then he looked at the Pooka's body swimming in blood.
Then a black guy entered the room, whith a very big pistol at his hand.HE pointed the pistol at the two russians, getting them two with only one shot.The ogre didn't had the time to recognize the black guy, because the black guy fled away immediatly after his crime.

The poop-on-his-head russian was lying on the ground, and his comrade, the english-talking one, was lying on him, like if he was making love, their explosed brains were merged.
The ogre said "What a faggot".
And he started to search for Ana, leaving the room and the bodies.

No racism up there I just choosed the black guy to do an easteregg about something...Damn, you guys didn't even spotted my 2 first eastereggs about San Andreas ?

Outside was a beautiful sunny day, but the ogre had no time to smile about it, so he put a grumpy face and went to look for Ana, The mighty wizard.
He saw a tower up ahead and thought that Ana lives there, SINCE HE/SHE/IT IS A WIZARD. The ogre came in and said:" AGENT OGRE, SHOW YOURSELFS!". Around a corner, came Ana, The mighty wizard. He/She/It said: "Who the f**k are you?", the ogre replied:"What the f**k are you?", Ana said:"Im a wizard BIATCH", Ogre asked:"No i mean the gender...","You got a point..." replied Ana... Later they started talking about...

[cosmosgp1]

...I know a guy, his name is Choplin, he know an "Ana"...Or was it just Aya ? I'll bet for Ana.This person knew Ant before a bad thing happenned in his mind.
He lives near Goodsprings.He will tell you where's the girl who knew Ant before he got mad.
I know you aren't searching for Ant, but this guy could help you to investigate the scene crime.Ant have many mercenaries around him, one of 'em could have placed this fork.

The ogre watched the english-talking russian.
Then he looked at the Pooka's body swimming in blood.
Then a black guy entered the room, whith a very big pistol at his hand.HE pointed the pistol at the two russians, getting them two with only one shot.The ogre didn't had the time to recognize the black guy, because the black guy fled away immediatly after his crime.

The poop-on-his-head russian was lying on the ground, and his comrade, the english-talking one, was lying on him, like if he was making love, their explosed brains were merged.
The ogre said "What a faggot".
And he started to search for Ana, leaving the room and the bodies.

No racism up there I just choosed the black guy to do an easteregg about something...Damn, you guys didn't even spotted my 2 first eastereggs about San Andreas ?

Outside was a beautiful sunny day, but the ogre had no time to smile about it, so he put a grumpy face and went to look for Ana, The mighty wizard.
He saw a tower up ahead and thought that Ana lives there, SINCE HE/SHE/IT IS A WIZARD. The ogre came in and said:" AGENT OGRE, SHOW YOURSELFS!". Around a corner, came Ana, The mighty wizard. He/She/It said: "Who the f**k are you?", the ogre replied:"What the f**k are you?", Ana said:"Im a wizard BIATCH", Ogre asked:"No i mean the gender...","You got a point..." replied Ana... Later they started talking about...

The awkward Cosmo. They both knew who he was. They just didn't know him that well. After spreading a few words about him, they saw a rainbow. Out of nowhere, a skittles packet came up to them and said, "TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUKAS!" Ana and the ogre stared at the packet and back to each other, laughed, pulled their guns out, and shot the packet so many times that the skittles packet died of losing too many skittles. They then...

[po0ka]

walked away torward the sunset. As Ana said, the sun would be a good witness. But, while they were walking for a very long time, the sun was behind them, so they had to restart in order to reach the sun.
The sun was probably the best witness of what happened, because the moon was sleeping, like always... So, they had to restart walking. But suddenly,

[commander fury]

A FBI's helicopter turned around them and started to shoot at them.Ana took cover behind a tree, but the ogre got shooted so many times that he fell on his back, saying -ahhh...
Ana sneaked and the heli flied away.The she came with his wizard suit near the dying ogre.
The ogre asked :
-What...Is...your...gender..?
-I'ma a female, for as long I know my name sounds like a female name...
-What...what a beautiful day, heh ? Hrr...
-Yes, ogre...What is your name, tho ?
-My...name...is...Kordo...
-This day was wonderful.I've never been so close to a guy like you by a so beautiful afternoon.
-Oh...big sunset...Oh...I am dying...Ana..I...I...

Then Ana played an old love and sad song on her 1970s old walkman, and as the sun was setting, they kissed...And the ogre transformed in a beautiful guy named Jackson, 20 years old, and all his pain and wounds dissapeared.

-Heh, ima wizard, heh ? Can I say it now ? I love you !
-He thanks for the new skin and the...oh shit...you forgot the clothes...Well that's not a problem I love you too.

Then they get in new brand city clothes, at the ballroom, they danced, they ate, they kissed and Jackson drove back to the wizard tower in a 50s car, playing an hopeful old music as always.They kissed another time and they get back into the wonderful wizard tower, but Ana said : "Heh, why not going to the hotel, sweety ?"
He said yes and they slept in a wonderful straw and bamboo room in front of a beautiful sand beach where they saw (again) a beautiful sunset setting.

They slept.

The morning, they ate again, they swam and and was very happy together, but then...

[[GR]Left4Ana]

A FBI's helicopter turned around them and started to shoot at them.Ana took cover behind a tree, but the ogre got shooted so many times that he fell on his back, saying -ahhh...
Ana sneaked and the heli flied away.The she came with his wizard suit near the dying ogre.
The ogre asked :
-What...Is...your...gender..?
-I'ma a female, for as long I know my name sounds like a female name...
-What...what a beautiful day, heh ? Hrr...
-Yes, ogre...What is your name, tho ?
-My...name...is...Kordo...
-This day was wonderful.I've never been so close to a guy like you by a so beautiful afternoon.
-Oh...big sunset...Oh...I am dying...Ana..I...I...

Then Ana played an old love and sad song on her 1970s old walkman, and as the sun was setting, they kissed...And the ogre transformed in a beautiful guy named Jackson, 20 years old, and all his pain and wounds dissapeared.

-Heh, ima wizard, heh ? Can I say it now ? I love you !
-He thanks for the new skin and the...oh shit...you forgot the clothes...Well that's not a problem I love you too.

Then they get in new brand city clothes, at the ballroom, they danced, they ate, they kissed and Jackson drove back to the wizard tower in a 50s car, playing an hopeful old music as always.They kissed another time and they get back into the wonderful wizard tower, but Ana said : "Heh, why not going to the hotel, sweety ?"
He said yes and they slept in a wonderful straw and bamboo room in front of a beautiful sand beach where they saw (again) a beautiful sunset setting.

They slept.

The morning, they ate again, they swam and and was very happy together, but then...

It turned out that the ogre was only dreaming, cause he was shot so many times that he got unconscious.
"dude.. did i die?" asked ogre.
"Yes, but i saved you with my wizard powers. Now.. Lets find the cosmo and ask him what he knows.We have to go a loooong way."
"Can't you just teleport us there?"
"Yeah but... it's more fun to make a montage out of it." said Ana.
After that, they kept going toward the Sun. Ana created a BoomBox and the music played, while they we're going towards the sun.
At that moment, the BoomBox started to talk!
"Wazzap puttas?!!" said BoomBox.
At that moment, Ana...

[shadowslayer]

A FBI's helicopter turned around them and started to shoot at them.Ana took cover behind a tree, but the ogre got shooted so many times that he fell on his back, saying -ahhh...
Ana sneaked and the heli flied away.The she came with his wizard suit near the dying ogre.
The ogre asked :
-What...Is...your...gender..?
-I'ma a female, for as long I know my name sounds like a female name...
-What...what a beautiful day, heh ? Hrr...
-Yes, ogre...What is your name, tho ?
-My...name...is...Kordo...
-This day was wonderful.I've never been so close to a guy like you by a so beautiful afternoon.
-Oh...big sunset...Oh...I am dying...Ana..I...I...

Then Ana played an old love and sad song on her 1970s old walkman, and as the sun was setting, they kissed...And the ogre transformed in a beautiful guy named Jackson, 20 years old, and all his pain and wounds dissapeared.

-Heh, ima wizard, heh ? Can I say it now ? I love you !
-He thanks for the new skin and the...oh shit...you forgot the clothes...Well that's not a problem I love you too.

Then they get in new brand city clothes, at the ballroom, they danced, they ate, they kissed and Jackson drove back to the wizard tower in a 50s car, playing an hopeful old music as always.They kissed another time and they get back into the wonderful wizard tower, but Ana said : "Heh, why not going to the hotel, sweety ?"
He said yes and they slept in a wonderful straw and bamboo room in front of a beautiful sand beach where they saw (again) a beautiful sunset setting.

They slept.

The morning, they ate again, they swam and and was very happy together, but then...

It turned out that the ogre was only dreaming, cause he was shot so many times that he got unconscious.
"dude.. did i die?" asked ogre.
"Yes, but i saved you with my wizard powers. Now.. Lets find the cosmo and ask him what he knows.We have to go a loooong way."
"Can't you just teleport us there?"
"Yeah but... it's more fun to make a montage out of it." said Ana.
After that, they kept going toward the Sun. Ana created a BoomBox and the music played, while they we're going towards the sun.
At that moment, the BoomBox started to talk!
"Wazzap puttas?!!" said BoomBox.
At that moment, Ana...

...pounded the box several times, thinking it was simply picking up the wrong signal
"what? hey ow ow stop ow it ow ok thats it you little shit!" the boombox yelled.
A black mist began to flow from the box's speakers and manifest into the shape of a human female. The strange male-voiced silhouette began to pound ana's head.
"How do you like it, huh? You like getting hit too? I'd zap you but you interrupted my nap before my magic could recharge!!"
The guy/girl stopped.
"What does a guy have to do to get some fuckin' sleep in a boombox these days?"

[po0ka]

A FBI's helicopter turned around them and started to shoot at them.Ana took cover behind a tree, but the ogre got shooted so many times that he fell on his back, saying -ahhh...
Ana sneaked and the heli flied away.The she came with his wizard suit near the dying ogre.
The ogre asked :
-What...Is...your...gender..?
-I'ma a female, for as long I know my name sounds like a female name...
-What...what a beautiful day, heh ? Hrr...
-Yes, ogre...What is your name, tho ?
-My...name...is...Kordo...
-This day was wonderful.I've never been so close to a guy like you by a so beautiful afternoon.
-Oh...big sunset...Oh...I am dying...Ana..I...I...

Then Ana played an old love and sad song on her 1970s old walkman, and as the sun was setting, they kissed...And the ogre transformed in a beautiful guy named Jackson, 20 years old, and all his pain and wounds dissapeared.

-Heh, ima wizard, heh ? Can I say it now ? I love you !
-He thanks for the new skin and the...oh shit...you forgot the clothes...Well that's not a problem I love you too.

Then they get in new brand city clothes, at the ballroom, they danced, they ate, they kissed and Jackson drove back to the wizard tower in a 50s car, playing an hopeful old music as always.They kissed another time and they get back into the wonderful wizard tower, but Ana said : "Heh, why not going to the hotel, sweety ?"
He said yes and they slept in a wonderful straw and bamboo room in front of a beautiful sand beach where they saw (again) a beautiful sunset setting.

They slept.

The morning, they ate again, they swam and and was very happy together, but then...

It turned out that the ogre was only dreaming, cause he was shot so many times that he got unconscious.
"dude.. did i die?" asked ogre.
"Yes, but i saved you with my wizard powers. Now.. Lets find the cosmo and ask him what he knows.We have to go a loooong way."
"Can't you just teleport us there?"
"Yeah but... it's more fun to make a montage out of it." said Ana.
After that, they kept going toward the Sun. Ana created a BoomBox and the music played, while they we're going towards the sun.
At that moment, the BoomBox started to talk!
"Wazzap puttas?!!" said BoomBox.
At that moment, Ana...

Thought it was the Ogre, so she suddenly slap him with magic force.
This hit was so strong, that made the ogre appear in another dimentional world.
So, he faced a major problem... Since the montage was interrupted, he felt like he had to go pee.
After peeing for approximatly 10 minutes on the face of a dead body, he stops the leak and ran randomly on a hill until...

[Brotherhood Of Nod]

the pee ran uphill and the ogre slipped on it. Falling into a dimensional wormhole, the ogre popped out of the other hole, only to get sucked back into the hole. For three hours of continuous popping, the ogre finally stopped, only to crash land into the uphill-streaming pee. Wondering what the fuck was happening, the ogre ran and was, again, slapped by Ana's hand of the magic. After that, he was found to being chased by the uphill pee once more. Running, the ogre...

[commander fury]

Until he got in front of three chinese cowboys.They said :
-Chunk kung klayan !

-The Ogre took out his pistol and shot them.They fell out of their horses with blood all around.
He spotted a city on their map and he decided to og there, for seeing if there was a sort of teleport to go back in the other dimesion.

It appeared out that the city was a huge block of metal, made with metal, only metal and grey and black colors.
Most of the peoples there was poor, but some rich too.They were all asians, caucasians were fews aznd hiding, but why , wondered the ogre..?
He walked in front of stripclubs, nightclubs, butcher houses, shitty appartments, etc etc.The city was very big.The buildings so high, the pollution so thick that nobody could see the sun, the day, by the streets, so it was always the night, and raining polluted rain.

After few hours of "visit" in scums, places, little streets, etc, the Ogre decided to buy a sushi, and he did.While eating it, he saw a big propaganda screen.Tough it was the biggest place in the city, it was very close space, so he had to look straight up to see what was playing on the propaganda screen.

He saw an old beared man, blue eyes, white haired, in a white background, in a white clothe.
"Trust President Goomba !""Long live to President Goomba, hail president Goomba !"said the propaganda movie.
And people around get on their knees, and said "HAIL PRESIDENT GOOMBA OUR CHIEF AND OUR BENEFACTOR".

The ogre decided to ogre see this guy, if he's the president and if he is a sort of sovereign, even tough i doubt that he legally won the elections, he will talk with him to get back in his original dimension.

But he got teleported immediatly.

White circular room, an desk, a chair, and the Goomba all in white dressed, bear,eyes and hair like in the movie.Sitting on the chair, he was.Ogre was in front of his desk.

Behind him, and in a demi-circle around the circular office, showing happy people, misunderstood people, poor people, rich people, sad people...
The Goomba said :
-I am the architect.I built this dimension a very long time ago.2600 years.I brought thoses peoples here.I saw the evolution of MY world.Back in the Old Earth world, that's how i call it, I was a genuis programmer.A day, I created a matrix.I saw all the possibilities in it.I discovered that as long I will stay in the matrix pod, I will live eternally in the world, in the matrix, but if this dimension end, all the peoples in the matrix, 24000, that I brought there with the hope of a new future, will die with me.This masterpiece, this programmation will die with me.Ana, Nod, come in.

Ana entered the room in a sort of japanese kimono, with her hair in a bun.She looked beautiful, elegant, and wise, like the Master Goomba.Her withe hair and her blue eyes was looking at the ogre when Nod came in.He looked the same than Master Goomba, but his hair was curly.

-Thoses are, respectively, wife and brother-in-law.

-Ana ?! The wizard ?! said the Ogre .

-I know, I know...But I was stupid and I decided to follow Goomba...I was a fool at his age and after you disappeared I decided to follow him there.Now I can't get out.If the Matrix ends, we will all die, exept you.You have the power to end it all.Please, do it.We all want to leave this shit and die now.Even people, but they can't say it as they are programmed to react like humans in their civilization.i'm tired of this shit.You just have to say "end this" and all will be finished...Please, do it.You'll be safe out of the matrix.

-Anaaaaa, noooo ! said the Goomba while panicking.
He told the Ogre :
-See thoses peoples ? Do you want them all to die ? And my masterpiece ! And Ana ? You will cannot get back once you destructed my masterpiece, the matrix ! Think well before doing a bullshit, Ogre, think well...

-End this.

-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! MY MAAAAAAAASTER PIECE ! MY MATRIX ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

-Thanks...Thanks, Ogre...said Ana, her lasts words.

And all finished in a white flashbang.

The Ogre woke up in a field of flowers, saw trees, hills, sun...

The Matrix was destructed, he was out, and safe.But Goomba's masterpiece, his world, his porgrammation, his knowledge, the world contained in the matrix, the 24000 peoples in it...All was definitely gone.Ana, Nod, Goomba, thoses genuis, thoses foolish genuises who, for Goomba mainly, became mentals after too much intelligence.But anyways, they was trapped in it, all, suffering from Goomba's experiments and he believed that he acted nice, the Ogre.He free the trapped peoples in.

That was how this all finished.
All peoples died, out of the madness, the foolish experiments of the genuis but mental programmer Goomba.

And he heared them all, saying a big "thanks" to him.

He was happy for once and decided to start a new life under the tropicals palm trees, forgetting all this madness before.


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New story pl0x

[[GR]Left4Ana]

*new story*
There were once 2 twins that always loved to play with each other and fight the evil in their minds. Their names were: Gordon Freeman And John Freeman.
As they were growing up, their father gave them guns so they can fight the real evil that is outside their little shack. After a few years of practicing, they became better, and finally came out and killed a monster that attacked their mother.
-Ooohh my dear sons... - said their mom while hugging them - I almost got raped by that bastardo!
-Np mom. - said John.
Gordon was just quite.
They heard a loud noice outside, so they went towards it.
It was a bigassdirtymotherfucking G- Man. The G - Man took Gordon into his huge ass hand and said.
-Muaahhahaa, you'll never save your brother! - he said.
-You never know! I'll save you bro! - said John.
Gordon just gave a thumbs up saying nothing.
G - Man went off to the woods with Gordon in his hands.
John came into their little shack, took the bathtub, wheels from their car when they we're 6 and stole the steering wheel from dad's rusty car.
He made a weird ass car, and went on his journey.
After a few hours he came by...