It's story time, children!

[Brotherhood Of Nod]

For the moon light casts down apon you, children of Area51, the thoughts that drown the brains of all is...is there going to be story time? Yes, but how will I start? Well, I will say this...fuck that, you will tell US a story, who ever YOU are.

Basiclly, I am thinking about starting a story, where you guys continue on from there, trying to keep the story going.

Rules-
No Homo
No Sex
No "anime" (this means you too, Shinobi )
BE LEGIT!
*Updatzor*
-Don't steer the story into a different story that is either true or new...you gotta wait for a new story to be made up...
-Made up? Actual character from another game? So what? Anything and anyone can be used, but making one up to make someone purposely look like a fag is just a dipshitness move.
-No faces pls, this is story time.
-Tl;dr, honestly, start a new paragraph with 2 enters being pushed in after like 3-5 sentences. That way, people can actually get themselves organized to read the story.
PLS SAVE STORY TIME!

Note=I am looking to actually find a way to put up points for this. Not really sure if I want to do the same with stuntman to give out Dota 2 for that kind of shit, or even know what story deserves to be marked as an ending to gain points.

[commander fury]

Once upon a time in the USA, a man called "Nod" (He was mocked because his name was a nerd name), decided to found a brotherhood.Nod was a very nice, gentle, sharing man.His brotherhood had the only goal to help and provide care for people.There was only happy people and nice people there.But a day...

PS : Yes ! Another forum game Thanks you Nod.

[Brotherhood Of Nod]

Once upon a time in the USA, a man called "Nod". His brotherhood had the only goal to help and provide care for people.There was only happy people and nice people there.But a day...

too soon, an old virgin who has yet to watch his show was writing a book on to which he wished to be. After writing the book on "Nod", a Black Hand T-45 Flame Thrower soldier grabbed the only copy of the book out of curiosity, but only for it to catch fire as the heat of the suit was to ward off any Hand-to-Hand hostile citizens. Beginning to realize that the book was actually offensive to him for no appearently reason, he glared apon this man. The Black Hand soldier warned of a happening to which will again trigger, if the book was ever attempted to be created again, a field of non-personess. "To where you go, boy, water will not flow for you in any house but only the dirtest of waters can be obtained...somehow", said the soldier. "No power will run freely through any circuit nor will any machine function to any standards of regular condition", continuing with his speech.

Appearently referring to an orbital satellite that could discharge a constant EMP that would remain at a personal level...(bad for being invited to parties, DO NOT GO TO PARTIES!)

As the sun came up with a crack-baby's smile...

[Stuntman0007]

PS : Yes ! Another forum game Thanks you Nod.

I have many cool fourm games I can copy from other people :3
Best one would probably be where everyone posts one word to make up random sentences.
(idk how to carry on storyz. it's in a whole 'nother league from me.)

[Brotherhood Of Nod]

(idk how to carry on storyz. it's in a whole 'nother league from me.)

As the sun came up with a crack-baby's smile...

After someone does that, you make up your own shit, either from the previous story or just flat out different. Just go with ^ and you continue the "story".

[Xseba360]

As the sun came up with a crack-baby's smile...

Ant_8490's bic boi low orbit ion cannon which was targeted into Nod's place of living has fired. Hopefully he didn't die but...

Guys your stories: tl;dr.

[commander fury]

As the sun came up with a crack-baby's smile...

Ant_8490's bic boi low orbit ion cannon which was targeted into Nod's place of living has fired. Hopefully he didn't die but...

Guys your stories: tl;dr.

Hopefully, he didn't died.He came out of his burned house, saw police coming.Then he jumped onto a train, sat next to a bum who put out a knife.Then Nod told him : "Put your knife off" and gave him $200.
The bum said "thanks" .
Arriving at Unity Station, he jumped out of the train.He saw a black guy riding strange cars with spanish mans all around on the car park.He came out of the station, walked to the nearest café and bought one.
He let $165 for the coffee man.

[Xseba360]

As the sun came up with a crack-baby's smile...

Ant_8490's bic boi low orbit ion cannon which was targeted into Nod's place of living has fired. Hopefully he didn't die but...

Guys your stories: tl;dr.

Hopefully, he didn't died.He came out of his burned house, saw police coming.Then he jumped onto a train, sat next to a bum who put out a knife.Then Nod told him : "Put your knife off" and gave him $200.
The bum said "thanks" .
Arriving at Unity Station, he jumped out of the train.He saw a black guy riding strange cars with spanish mans all around on the car park.He came out of the station, walked to the nearest café and bought one.
He let $165 for the coffee man.

And then he realized his total amount of money was -65$ so he had to wash floor for 2 weeks. When he worked the money back he continued on. He got into a plane that was flying to Germany. He's hidden in baggage chamber so he could have a free flight and didn't have to pay. Unfortunately the plane ran into some problems and he had to parachute out. While he was falling down some feminists started shooting him so he took his MP5-K out of nowhere and started shooting back. When all feminists were killed Nod has landed in the country of...

^Shit man, a lot of story. That long i didn't even read it myself.

[commander fury]

Of France.Paris.
Even worst, anti homosexual wedding and homosexual wedding - yes side weere fighting with AK47s - condom launchers.
He fastly get his road between the duelists, shooters, or stoned hippies.
Late at night he arrived at the tower Effeil.He tought about...

[[GR]Left4Ana]

Of France.Paris.
Even worst, anti homosexual wedding and homosexual wedding - yes side weere fighting with AK47s - condom launchers.
He fastly get his road between the duelists, shooters, or stoned hippies.
Late at night he arrived at the tower Effeil.He tought about...

not coming out of here since a condom hit him 2 second ago. Tho, out of no where, a helicopter came by and the pilot said:"Hop in before one of does hippies get's you again!" At that moment, he came in and they flew of. 2 mins later, he came to the pilot to say thank you, but...

[shadowslayer]

Of France.Paris.
Even worst, anti homosexual wedding and homosexual wedding - yes side weere fighting with AK47s - condom launchers.
He fastly get his road between the duelists, shooters, or stoned hippies.
Late at night he arrived at the tower Effeil.He tought about...

not coming out of here since a condom hit him 2 second ago. Tho, out of no where, a helicopter came by and the pilot said:"Hop in before one of does hippies get's you again!" At that moment, he came in and they flew of. 2 mins later, he came to the pilot to say thank you, but...

...the pilot turned out to be a coke dealer and wanted him to deliver a shipment of his finest blow. Nod tried to refuse, but found it too difficult to resist the $2000 reward. After washing the semen from nod's wound and testing him for HIV, (which thankfully returned negative) the pilot touched down on the italian border and sent him on his way to venice with a pimped-out amphibious jetta.

[Brotherhood Of Nod]

After minutes of sobbing in the corner in a curled-up position after the horrible events of the Homo-wars, Nod took control of the Jetta and soon afterwards, Xsebas came out of the Bitch-boxes and open fired onto the cockpit to which the Jetta turned into a C-130. Pulling a Militant's-Issued M-90 Assault Rifle out of his pocket, he fired a grenade that was taped under the barrel (Yes, the Nod millitants get real conventional weapons) towards the ass of the plane and the Xsebas were sucked out, only to glide gracefully with the wind, showing their much appreciation for him (Giving two middle fingers). As the clones didn't realize, Nod did one-hundred barrel rolls and squashed one of the clones onto the windshield.

Transforming back into a Jetta and finally arriving in Venice, the Jetta started leaking oil. To amuse himself, Nod tossed a match into the trail of oil and a glow of green fire ran towards the Jetta. Only to have the explosion hurdle the Jetta towards into a nearby Orphanage, Nod said, "Oh ho ho ho sheit!". Realizing the building was actually housing a secret second generation of Nazis, a second explosion collapsed the entire building and Nod walked away with nothing but a smirk. A drug dealer, known as Big Daddy, took in the coke but then used a combat knife and spread the 2ft high wall of cocaine across the table. Taking in the cocaine like his nose was actually a vaccum in space, the coke was gone. Going off with his extra seven-gees that he got, Big Daddy's house randomly combusted and Nod walked off, despite hearing people yelling, "SAVE THE GOOD SHIT!". As the Ion Cannon targets him, the face of Nod caused the satellite to crash because of the shear awesomeness of the money he aquired. After Nod left, he noticed that Venice was wiped off the planet and was renamed to "GDI's crash." Wierd...

So, after jumping aboard a train, he...

[po0ka]

After minutes of sobbing in the corner in a curled-up position after the horrible events of the Homo-wars, Nod took control of the Jetta and soon afterwards, Xsebas came out of the Bitch-boxes and open fired onto the cockpit to which the Jetta turned into a C-130. Pulling a Militant's-Issued M-90 Assault Rifle out of his pocket, he fired a grenade that was taped under the barrel (Yes, the Nod millitants get real conventional weapons) towards the ass of the plane and the Xsebas were sucked out, only to glide gracefully with the wind, showing their much appreciation for him (Giving two middle fingers). As the clones didn't realize, Nod did one-hundred barrel rolls and squashed one of the clones onto the windshield.

Transforming back into a Jetta and finally arriving in Venice, the Jetta started leaking oil. To amuse himself, Nod tossed a match into the trail of oil and a glow of green fire ran towards the Jetta. Only to have the explosion hurdle the Jetta towards into a nearby Orphanage, Nod said, "Oh ho ho ho sheit!". Realizing the building was actually housing a secret second generation of Nazis, a second explosion collapsed the entire building and Nod walked away with nothing but a smirk. A drug dealer, known as Big Daddy, took in the coke but then used a combat knife and spread the 2ft high wall of cocaine across the table. Taking in the cocaine like his nose was actually a vaccum in space, the coke was gone. Going off with his extra seven-gees that he got, Big Daddy's house randomly combusted and Nod walked off, despite hearing people yelling, "SAVE THE GOOD SHIT!". As the Ion Cannon targets him, the face of Nod caused the satellite to crash because of the shear awesomeness of the money he aquired. After Nod left, he noticed that Venice was wiped off the planet and was renamed to "GDI's crash." Wierd...

So, after jumping aboard a train, he...

took some scissors and cutted the train's chairs to make a leather weapon so he can...

[commander fury]

So he can prevent hippies to hit him again.
But suddenly a spaceship went above him,and six black-suited mercenaries jumped around him with laser guns.
The the train stopped,the spaceship too.The behind access stairs got down, and a big, white light came out of the interior of the spaceship.
The Ant came out of it.White weared, bear at the face and long white hair, with blue eyes.He bought up his left hand and said "Let the punishement be what it is for humanity".
The he flied out of his spaceship with a hammer, a big golden hammer.He hit Nod with it and Nod just disappeared, but didn't died.

He woke up in the Ant's spaceship.
Realizing that Ant won the 2133's presidential elections, when Nod was in 2013.
Nod said "Waddafack is dat ?".
The Ant came and Nod was submerged by his light.Ant was going to talk when...

[Xseba360]

So he can prevent hippies to hit him again.
But suddenly a spaceship went above him,and six black-suited mercenaries jumped around him with laser guns.
The the train stopped,the spaceship too.The behind access stairs got down, and a big, white light came out of the interior of the spaceship.
The Ant came out of it.White weared, bear at the face and long white hair, with blue eyes.He bought up his left hand and said "Let the punishement be what it is for humanity".
The he flied out of his spaceship with a hammer, a big golden hammer.He hit Nod with it and Nod just disappeared, but didn't died.

He woke up in the Ant's spaceship.
Realizing that Ant won the 2133's presidential elections, when Nod was in 2013.
Nod said "Waddafack is dat ?".
The Ant came and Nod was submerged by his light.Ant was going to talk when...

Nod was going to shoot him with a really small revolver he had in his shoe for emergency reasons as all his other weapons were gone. Ant had a firewall that blocked DDoSes (sometimes) and bullets. Ant put him in a cage and told him his evil plans. His plan was to clone Xseba and take over the world using his powers and the electicity generator powered with fuel that is somewhere inside Ant's garage. Ant has left the ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ room. (Disconnected by user). Nod, losing all the hope noticed some russian nazis trying to get in thru the glass roof. They've cut a hole in the glass and took it out so no sound was made. One of them got in and standed near the cage Nod was trapped in. Nod did not know what was going to happen. Nod noticed the guy had a backpack with a blowtorch. The nazi has decided to...