1)
mhell : who won portal 2 game
^-^ -[DemonX]- ^-^ : me
*SPEC* kir.Nico : how did you win it ?
^-^ -[DemonX]- ^-^ : Gave ant a blowjob.
2)
Never tell your password to anyone.
Trojan: Well?
-[GR]- DemonX: Well what?
Trojan: How long?
-[GR]- DemonX: I'm not measuring my dick. O.o
3)
mr.bean : do you have a mubile?
^-^ -[DemonX]- ^-^ : Yea... O.o
mr.bean : can you give me number
^-^ -[DemonX]- ^-^ : Yea sure, wait.
^-^ -[DemonX]- ^-^ : 999 call me when you want i will pick up 24/7
4)
*SPEC* »Ðts« nex : my mom trolled me few days ago

kir.Nico : lol
^-^ -[DemonX]- ^-^ : how?
^-^ -[DemonX]- ^-^ : by not making you a sandwich?