The bestant_8490 wrote:A plane is decreasing speed rapidly downward, the pilot comes over the intercom and says 'i'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but unfortunately we're gonna have to let some of the luggage go'...the plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the intercom 'i hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start releasing passengers by alphabet order beginning with the letter 'A!!!'...AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS?!?... No one answers 'B!!!' BLACK PEOPLE ANY BLACK PEOPLE?!? again, silence.!!! ' C!!' COLORED PEOPLE, ANY COLORED PEOPLE?!?...silence. A black boy in the back turns to his mother and says 'but mom, aren't we african american?, aren't we black? Aren't we colored? the mother turns to her son and says yes son, but today we NIGGAS!!!...mexicans go first.
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cosmosgp1
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I come from the past.
I'll stay for a while.
I'll come back later again.
I'll stay for a while.
I'll come back later again.
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Anonymous
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Why do black people get run over more often in winter?
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because it's more easy to spot them in the snow
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awesomedude
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Ha ha nice oneStefan wrote:Why do black people get run over more often in winter?SpoilerShowbecause it's more easy to spot them in the snow
Shit happens
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Demon
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There was a Polish, Russian and English person, they have found a magic lake when ever you ran into the lake and shout out a word, the lake will change into it.
First a Polish person runs and shouts "BEER!!!"
Secondly a Russian person runs and shouts "VODKA!!!"
Finally the English person runs, trips over and shouts "OHHHH SHIT!"
First a Polish person runs and shouts "BEER!!!"
Secondly a Russian person runs and shouts "VODKA!!!"
Finally the English person runs, trips over and shouts "OHHHH SHIT!"
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fire1000678
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holy shit
What is black, can jump really high, and you can buy almost anywhere?
What seperates civilization and animals?
you deserve hell for eternity.cosmosgp1 wrote:WORST JOKE EVER:
There were three doors. One to the past, another to the present, and the third one to the future. The situation was pretty tense.
I lol'edant_8490 wrote:A plane is decreasing speed rapidly downward, the pilot comes over the intercom and says 'i'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but unfortunately we're gonna have to let some of the luggage go'...the plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the intercom 'i hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start releasing passengers by alphabet order beginning with the letter 'A!!!'...AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS?!?... No one answers 'B!!!' BLACK PEOPLE ANY BLACK PEOPLE?!? again, silence.!!! ' C!!' COLORED PEOPLE, ANY COLORED PEOPLE?!?...silence. A black boy in the back turns to his mother and says 'but mom, aren't we african american?, aren't we black? Aren't we colored? the mother turns to her son and says yes son, but today we NIGGAS!!!...mexicans go first.
What is black, can jump really high, and you can buy almost anywhere?
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Kenyan, I know that one sucked
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The Mediterranean
上手ですか？
"Just as the tree and the earth need each other for life, so is the body and the soul, for without the other, one is nothing."
Ingame Name: [GR]人生Positively Shinobi{A}
"Just as the tree and the earth need each other for life, so is the body and the soul, for without the other, one is nothing."
Ingame Name: [GR]人生Positively Shinobi{A}
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Anonymous
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What's black and has 8 arms?
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Fuck it, I dont know, but dude, it can pick cotton fucking fast and efficient.
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fire1000678
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HAHAHAHAHA bro, that is fantastic.
Ima tell it at school (problem?)
Ima tell it at school (problem?)
上手ですか？
"Just as the tree and the earth need each other for life, so is the body and the soul, for without the other, one is nothing."
Ingame Name: [GR]人生Positively Shinobi{A}
"Just as the tree and the earth need each other for life, so is the body and the soul, for without the other, one is nothing."
Ingame Name: [GR]人生Positively Shinobi{A}
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Anonymous
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Go ahead 