Deadalive

[deadalive200]

I said that I would accept them if they wanted to join but I perfectly know that they don't.
Im sure Ana would trust me I've never robbed and I'm very nice to her.She is too.I hope you didn't ruined my reputation of gentlemen with the only woman playing minecraft

Myback is in my faction and he's not going from it

How I understand it...lol...Is Myback your personal bitch/slave that won't quit your faction ? Cmon, sell it to me, I will give you a caroot.And you would put it where you want...especially in front of your pig's mouth so he can go where you want him to.

Myback for a carrot. Thats a tough deal to fight, demon.

I will buy him for TWO CARROTS!

[MrProjektZ]

Okay you know i have an idea. I dont play minecraft Much anyway. Please dont destroy my house but make it into a home for young orphans or a clubhouse but dont destroy anything please These are my final wishes and i leave my estate to you. I am dead. But my ghost might comeback once inawhile. Goodluck with Papas floating castle.

[deadalive200]

Okay you know i have an idea. I dont play minecraft Much anyway. Please dont destroy my house but make it into a home for young orphans or a clubhouse but dont destroy anything please These are my final wishes and i leave my estate to you. I am dead. But my ghost might comeback once inawhile. Goodluck with Papas floating castle.

Ahhh, Come on, Come back
Well, If your leaving, Your ghost will have a great mountion estate to live in

[commander fury]

I buy him for 3 CARROTS ! WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW, HUH ? He's MINE .

Cya Papa.I won't have to worry bout you coming to take my bed each evening nao.

PS : Im a young orphan who likes to dance, gimme the castle plz.I buy it for 10 potatoes !

[MrProjektZ]

I buy him for 3 CARROTS ! WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW, HUH ? He's MINE .

Cya Papa.I won't have to worry bout you coming to take my bed each evening nao.

PS : Im a young orphan who likes to dance, gimme the castle plz.I buy it for 10 potatoes !

Okay, actually your bed it comfortable and now that I see what kind of orphans would live in my house im going to come back and play more again. sorry for the false alarm, i hate the dancing orphans they are the worst so I wont allow them to live in my home.

[commander fury]

wb Papa.

My bed is actually pretty cool but better at 2...Yeah, yeah...But sorry man, I'm not gay :/

Let me see ? Orphans.Well.Orphans from Sunville, ofc, maybe some from the 2914650000 settlements Kalrathia/TheUndead destroyed ? Huh ? Damn, it surely stinks in there.They're surely dancing the dance of death.Yeh, the worst.

[shadowslayer]

wb Papa.

My bed is actually pretty cool but better at 2...Yeah, yeah...But sorry man, I'm not gay :/

Let me see ? Orphans.Well.Orphans from Sunville, ofc, maybe some from the 2914650000 settlements Kalrathia/TheUndead destroyed ? Huh ? Damn, it surely stinks in there.They're surely dancing the dance of death.Yeh, the worst.

I personally find the dance of death quite refreshing.

[commander fury]

Blood is quite refreshing too, as much as the water you pick in your thingy to find gold.

cmon this is an easteregg to something dun u knew, u old buster ? >:c

[MLGPro]

wb Papa.

My bed is actually pretty cool but better at 2...Yeah, yeah...But sorry man, I'm not gay :/

Let me see ? Orphans.Well.Orphans from Sunville, ofc, maybe some from the 2914650000 settlements Kalrathia/TheUndead destroyed ? Huh ? Damn, it surely stinks in there.They're surely dancing the dance of death.Yeh, the worst.

Those 2,914,650,000 factions deserved to be destroyed because they all used multi-accounts. How do I know this? Well there are only a little over a billion internet users on the planet and only a tiny fraction of them play Minecraft online. So now if we do some simple maths (being extremely generous with the denominator while doing so), 2,914,650,000/1,000,000,000=2.91465 or 3 using significant figures, it becomes immediately clear that every one of those faction leaders created two additional accounts so that they could make extra settlements. So I'd say it was extremely generous of Kalrathia to get rid of those millions of cheating whores don't you?

On a side-note I'd like to congratulate Area51 minecraft for being able to draw in millions of players everyday while somehow maintaining a working server. It's extremely impressive and I honestly can't think of any rational explanation for you being able to continue accomplishing such astounding feats.

[MrProjektZ]

On a side-note I'd like to congratulate Area51 minecraft for being able to draw in millions of players everyday while somehow maintaining a working server. It's extremely impressive and I honestly can't think of any rational explanation for you being able to continue accomplishing such astounding feats.

It was not easy, but in the end the hard work paid off.

[deadalive200]

wb Papa.

My bed is actually pretty cool but better at 2...Yeah, yeah...But sorry man, I'm not gay :/

Let me see ? Orphans.Well.Orphans from Sunville, ofc, maybe some from the 2914650000 settlements Kalrathia/TheUndead destroyed ? Huh ? Damn, it surely stinks in there.They're surely dancing the dance of death.Yeh, the worst.

Those 2,914,650,000 factions deserved to be destroyed because they all used multi-accounts. How do I know this? Well there are only a little over a billion internet users on the planet and only a tiny fraction of them play Minecraft online. So now if we do some simple maths (being extremely generous with the denominator while doing so), 2,914,650,000/1,000,000,000=2.91465 or 3 using significant figures, it becomes immediately clear that every one of those faction leaders created two additional accounts so that they could make extra settlements. So I'd say it was extremely generous of Kalrathia to get rid of those millions of cheating whores don't you?

On a side-note I'd like to congratulate Area51 minecraft for being able to draw in millions of players everyday while somehow maintaining a working server. It's extremely impressive and I honestly can't think of any rational explanation for you being able to continue accomplishing such astounding feats.

[commander fury]

Glad you can do math, Staline.

[MLGPro]

Glad you can do math, Staline.

Thanks, but before you can be happy, everybody must be happy. As for my skills in mathematics, I acquired them at the Socialist Institute for Aspiring Dictators.