Random jokes

[Frosty]

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

[[GR]doodleninja]

[Frosty]

Lolz thats not bad

[Anonymous]

What does a jew on a swing?

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Annoying the german snipers

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If you don't like this kind of humor, go and die, because I don't care

[Ryan]

Just because this is the only joke stuck in my head...

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What's the difference between a bar of soap and a jew?

The soap survives more than one shower.

[ThomasBonjj]

How do you get 10 jews in 1 car ?
Tell them that Hitler is coming.

How they get out ?

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Tell them it runs on gas

[Nicdel]

What is a bulge in a gas pipe?

A jew running away.

[Blagho]

What do you call a flying jew?

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Smoke

[fire1000678]

How do you find a jewish girls number??

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By rolling up her sleve

Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

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Cause their not fallin for that one again

So a black man and a hot chick were coming back from the club. The chick says to the black man "can you show me if what they say about black men is true tonight?"

So he stabbed her and stole her purse.

[cosmosgp1]

WORST JOKE EVER:
There were three doors. One to the past, another to the present, and the third one to the future. The situation was pretty tense.

[ant_8490]

A plane is decreasing speed rapidly downward, the pilot comes over the intercom and says 'i'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but unfortunately we're gonna have to let some of the luggage go'...the plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the intercom 'i hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start releasing passengers by alphabet order beginning with the letter 'A!!!'...AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS?!?... No one answers 'B!!!' BLACK PEOPLE ANY BLACK PEOPLE?!? again, silence.!!! ' C!!' COLORED PEOPLE, ANY COLORED PEOPLE?!?...silence. A black boy in the back turns to his mother and says 'but mom, aren't we african american?, aren't we black? Aren't we colored? the mother turns to her son and says yes son, but today we NIGGAS!!!...mexicans go first.

[shadowslayer]

What do you call it when the son and daughter of a feudal king fall in love?
Princest.

[[GR]doodleninja]

What do you call it when the son and daughter of a feudal king fall in love?
Princest.

HAHAHAHAHA NO. This was a low budget joke :p

[shadowslayer]

What do you call it when the son and daughter of a feudal king fall in love?
Princest.

HAHAHAHAHA NO. This was a low budget joke :p

*That was a low budget joke
This joke isn't.

[Frosty]

A plane is decreasing speed rapidly downward, the pilot comes over the intercom and says 'i'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but unfortunately we're gonna have to let some of the luggage go'...the plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the intercom 'i hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start releasing passengers by alphabet order beginning with the letter 'A!!!'...AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS?!?... No one answers 'B!!!' BLACK PEOPLE ANY BLACK PEOPLE?!? again, silence.!!! ' C!!' COLORED PEOPLE, ANY COLORED PEOPLE?!?...silence. A black boy in the back turns to his mother and says 'but mom, aren't we african american?, aren't we black? Aren't we colored? the mother turns to her son and says yes son, but today we NIGGAS!!!...mexicans go first.

LOL epic xD